Son, here's your lesson for the day. My most important rules, I'd say- Don't apply them to writing, Except when you write. Because it's all about timing; You'll see someday, I'm right. I could teach you a lot; My first rule: no alots. There's no such beast in our diction; No, not even fiction. My second rule applies to grammar: Thei're, it's solved. There's a correct way to do things, Don't make excuses and blend them all. Number three, don't be, Comma crazy, Because, when you, are careful with punctuation, It is just cause for a celebration! A literary device Will do more than suffice. Aliteration, Metaphor, Similie Personification, Idiom, Hyperbole. Sensory images smell extremely delicious. They feel soft to the skin, and taste satisfyingly nutritious. They sound swell in my ear and look fantastic, my dear, But use them too much: there's no problem as such! Speaking of problems, I could mention analog...