Cricket

There's a cricket and the room and it won't get eaten

It chirps all day, yes it chirps without ceasing

It's there right now, I can hear it mocking me

Because I can't eat it so he's saying "nothing's stopping me!"

I could reach inside and kill it with a knife

I could reach inside and it might think it can hide

But I won't

How long is the life span of that stupid cricket

I guess we'll find out since I choose not to kill it

But it's in a dragons cage, and if spike feels the rage

He could surely just devour it quickly

But spikes not as annoyed as

-oh my gosh it stopped

The chirping has stopped oh, could it be true?

No. It hasn't. A disgusting two words: it resumed.

Why can't the dragon just eat it up

So that everyone in the house might not throw up

From this incredibly annoying chirping we hear

24/7 subconscious in our ears

It's going louder and faster now

It won't stop 

It won't stop