A Day in the Life of John

      There lived a very generic man named John. John was a tall man with British heritage. He was muscular and he had blond hair. He lived in New York City in a small apartment complex. He had a decent job and worked eight hours a day. He had no kids and no wife. He saw his family once a year for Thanksgiving. They lived two blocks from him. He enjoyed watching football and eating Chinese food. On the weekends, he enjoyed watching football. On the weekdays, he enjoyed going to work. His work was boring and it gave him money to pay for his apartment and his Chinese food and his television. He loved listening to the artists who were on the radio. He listened to the radio almost everyday. He knew most of the songs. He really loved sleeping, but he always woke up when his alarm sounded because he knew he had to get to work. He had a friend in highschool. His name was John also. He had a different last name. This John moved to Kentucky. Anyway, our John met a guy who he had common interests at work one time. He never saw that man again. John worked hard. He worked about as hard as the rest of the people he worked with. And when he was done working, he loved riding home in the taxi.  He loved riding home in the taxi so much that he looked forward to it one bad day at work. Then he got home and watched football and had Chinese food. His favorite American food was a burger. He also liked some French food but he avoided it because he could not pronounce it. He was a smart man. He had about average intelligence! Sometimes, he got on his computer and looked at twitter. He had social media. He had a profile on facebook, twitter, and instagram. He posted generic things like, "Tired" and "Selfie" and "#tbt". He really enjoyed doing that because it shared his thoughts. He had seventeen followers on instagram and eighteen on twitter. He had nine friends on facebook. Almost all of his friends on facebook had a facebook profile also, except one. John always interacted with the neighbors. He had no neighbors. John liked drinking coke. It was almost his favorite drink. He also liked sprite, though. John took piano lessons when he was a kid. Now he plays the piano amazingly. He can play a C note. John had a red backpack in highschool. This backpack ripped the first day of school, so the rest of highschool, John had a blue backpack. This backpack, unlike many other backpacks, carried books. Most backpacks carry books. Sometimes, John liked to read. John doesn't know how to read. John had a puppy once. It was a dog. John used to have a cat, back when he had a cat. This cat would have been called a gato in spanish. This cat had claws and ears. Most cats have claws and ears. John remembers his cat. John despised his cat. John saw a movie in the movie theaters once. This movie was called, "Jack and Jill". John never saw a movie again. John new all about physics. He knew that gravity was the force that kept things down. He also knew that his mom was affected by gravity. John was smart. John had average intelligence! John was smart. John was smart. John liked to listen to the radio. John remembers his cat. John always interacted with the neighbors. John liked drinking coke. This John moved to Kentucky. He also liked some French food but he avoided it because he could not pronounce it. He was a smart man. He really loved sleeping, but he always woke up when his alarm sounded because he knew he had to get to work. Get to work. Get to, Get to wor Get Get to Get to work Ge Get t Get to work. John met superman. John had a thing with koalas. John was a scientist! John had a nightmare! John ate some orange chicken! John played poker with friends! John had no friends! One time, John met a stranger! John has a mother! John owns a few pairs of pants! John gets all his food at walmart! John wants to get married to a girl named Martha! John does not know a girl named Martha! John has a poster of the Wiggles in his closet! John does not have a closet! John wants to John wants John wants to John wants to be an astronaut! John is a scientist! John has average intelligence. John ate a cake. John has a liver. John ate a liver! Cake has a liver. Liver ate John! Has a cake liver! John ate a cake liver! John likes cake! John Likes Cake! JOHN LIKES CAKE!